I’ve lost my mind
I need it back because it is one-of-a-kind
Classically vintage and heavily worn due to use
I need to delete my proprietary information before it gets into the wrong hands and drives someone insane
(CAUTION! You have to have years of training and experience to handle that hazardous material)
If found, I can tell you the lock screen and that the last thought I had was frozen on the number 800.
It was 3 AM when it was lost and running at 100% capacity on a fully charged battery with one hour and twelve minutes of REM sleep before restart
If you find it— handle with care
It is full of many precious moments and a rare collection of wonderfully beautiful things
If dropped
It may result in a sonic bloom
An earth-shattering kaboom
Possible peril and doom
If unleashed, the supersonic—quadraphenic—
Gin and tonic—geometric—beer-battered concoctions of thoughts and mindbending randomness may not find enough room
You might be overwhelmed with some things scenic—encyclopedic—comedic
It all may seem bizarre but you better believe it
Because it is a true story
JArtB
28 May 2023